January 2010
127 posts
Dr. Gonzo: Sounds like big trouble. You’re going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you’ll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend. Raoul Duke: Why? Dr. Gonzo: Because naturally I’m going to...
Raoul Duke: Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won’t know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you’re pulling off...
It’s a feral barn cat. I trapped it last night and I am giving it to you...
– Dwight, to Angela
Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
– Robin Williams (via thelovelybones)
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What’s your favorite book?
Whatever You Think. Think the Opposite.
By Paul Arden
It’s a book that was able to make me see things in a different light on life and photography. I recommend it to anyone thinking of broadening their reasoning.
What would you like to know?
Dr. Dog Heart it Races
No Doubt Bathwater
Arctic Monkeys Dispair in the Departure Lounge
Mumm Ra She’s Got You High
The Smiths Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What Want
Hellogoodbye When We First Met
Hellogoodbye The Thoughts That Give Me the Creeps
New Found Glory 47
What are you listening to?
Check to see if she’s faking. If a car hit me it wouldn’t crack my...
– Dwight
One day Michael came in complaining of a speed bump on the highway… I...
– Jim
The Seven by Will Power an adaptation of The Seven...
AMPHIARUS:
Heard a bird sing before it tweeted
Saw a mad cow before the beef was infected
Had a premonition, that the emperor, would wear no clothes
And like the Sphinx
I just knew, Michael Jackson, was gonna’ lose his nose
The Seven by Will Power an adaptation of The Seven...
POLYNICES: We gonn’ work it out.
ETEOCLES: Cause, we ain’t goin’ out like Daddy
POLYNICES: Like for reals
ETEOCLES: ‘Cause that’s not our story
POLYNICES: Big brah, tell’em the deal.
ETEOCLES: Man Daddy was trippin’ man
POLYNICES: Trippin’
ETEOCLES: I mean, all he had to do was not kill his father.
POLYNICES: All he had to do was not G his own mother
ETEOCLES AND POLYNICES: And everything...
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Minister: What crime did you commit? Alex: The accidental killing of a person, sir. Chief Guard Barnes: He brutally murdered a woman, sir, in furtherance of theft. Fourteen years, sir! Minister: Excellent. He’s enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, bold, vicious. He’ll do.
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And if a double-decker bus crashes into us
To die by your side is such a...
– The Smiths
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
– Jane Wagner
The Office
Ever since I was a kid, people have been telling me that I can’t do things. You can’t be on the team, you can’t move on to second grade. Well, now they’re telling me that I can’t win back clients using old-fashioned business methods. We’ll see about that. And FYI, I eventually aced second grade, and I was the biggest kid in class.
-Michael
The Office
Almost marrying Roy Anderson was a close to Pamela Anderson as I ever want to be.
- Pam