February 2011
73 posts
January 2011
96 posts
Does it matter who pays?
To Set the Scene: At work as the cashier. I guy and two girls come in.
One of the girls orders a drink. As she waits for her drink, the guy decides to order his as well. As he fiddles thru his cash the girl that is waiting for her drink sweeps in giving her card to me. Without thinking, I swipe her card. The guy that was about to order stops going thru his cash with a surprised look slapped onto...
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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[to Pam, upset in car] I thrive on negativity. In the seventh grade, my math...
– Michael Scott
Bio lab is a pain in the ass.
I feel like I’m back in high school by the way they set up this course.
I would like to point out that students paying extra fees due to laboratory courses should not be in a classroom setting where lessons are learned by the use of simulators. So much money was spent on the mac computers that fill all of the biology laboratories that they must have forgotten the significance of learning by...
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Exit Through the Gift Shop →
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Me: What's the best thing to eat here?
Student: The gusto flatbread is pretty good.
Chef: The best things are never on the menu, remember that. What do you want?
Me: Anything you'll make, surprise me.
The Life of a College Student
Two exams next week Two exams the week after next. I hate school already.
Oh and some students cheated on an online quiz. Now, I’m forced to write notes (which will be graded) on our weekly readings. The quizzes would have been easier and far less time consuming.
Bright side of today? I got the guy from an off campus bookstore to sell me a textbook for a cheaper price. I told him it...
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That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you have to describe ‘A Clockwork Orange’.
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Stay true to the simple things
I notice that a lot of people drink coffee to stay up late at night. Although I have done that plenty of times before, I wonder if they actually enjoy the taste? On another point, sugar is all fine and dandy to add to your coffee if you are not up for a bitter drink but hey, lay low on the sweets. You might just realize your coffee needs less cream and sugar. Just sayin’
Have you seen a tv show or a tv special about a guy that sneaks into red carpets and other prestigious events?
I believe I’ve met a younger version of that man last night.
The guy I met has in the past week:
Met President Obama (He was just in the right place at the right time. He sat in the press area of the memorial service and was talking to Obama for a bit. He later told his friend via...
First quiz of the semester and I managed to get a 95%! All while I played in the snow for the weekend, attended meetings, and worked.
Sup, spring semester!
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Phone Call:
Kevin: Are you 21 yet?
Me: What?
Kevin: Are you 21 yet?
Me: No...
Kevin: When's your birthday?
Me: May, May 24th
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s...
– Groucho Marx
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